28 Geeky-Coded Dad Memes That Speak the Nerdy Language of Fatherhood

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    PARENTING ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WITHOUT KIDS Woah. THE DAD LE ITHOUT KIDS ROM SOMEONE PARENTING ADVICE This is worthless!
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    Orlando James @iamorlandojames wanna know a real adult life hack? Don't tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely NO ONE
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    Me, trying to hug my over-stimulated wife when I get home from work I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS BEING SO ANNOYING. THE DAD
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    When you're back at work, feeling the holiday hangover hard THE DAD LE I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
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    Whenever I hear my kids talk about "rizz," I assume they're talking about this cultural icon 60 Rizz THE DAD
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad New parents, I know things feel impossible right now, but just remember that the first 18-45 years of parenting are always the hardest.
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    63 RAPIDE THE DAD UPI My credit card statement in January W CIBCO my bank account
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    tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face
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    Another year. Another chance to show up. Another chance to laugh, make mistakes, grow, and learn to love each other better. THE DAD
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    Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam You must be thinking of my father, I'm Breakfast Burritos Jr. Breakfast Burritos Jr. $449 Meal Col
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad it's bedtime, but first my daughter just needs to do a quick 8 minute dance routine
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    Gabe Rivera ✔ @gaberivera You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.
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    Dads telling you to just put on another layer if you're cold instead of raising the thermostat THE DAD
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    When you get to your 30s and can finally stop trying to keep up with internet culture because now it'd be weirder if you did I'M FREE THE DAD
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    on a mission @Sharing My Mind Why women think just because they're sleepy it's time for you to go to bed too
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad My wife: I should not have gotten you that air fryer for Christmas. Me: [pulling my toasty socks out of the frying basket after accidentally stepping in a puddle earlier] Why?
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    Claire @ZeroSuitCamus "Business school" sounds so made up. It's what a kindergartner would say if you asked them where dads go all day
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    My parents as soon as they see their grandkids THE DAD
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    When one of my kids hates meat, one is very picky about textures, and my third just decided she'll no longer eat anything in any shade of brown Our list of dinners grows thin THE DAD
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    Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr Bought my first lil power drill, now I'm walking around the house like: DEWALT 20. STUBLESE DEWALT USHLESS IIII B 080 CHOCHE STANLEY FatMax
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    Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy I don't wanna party like it's 1999, I want to pay my bills like it's 1999
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    My kids, when they see anything written in cursive THE DAD It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
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    Toys: BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED Me: THE DAD BE A LOT COOLER IF YOU DID
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    Going through the drive thru already after your resolution @dad.wilder
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    Mike Mitchell @Mike MitchNH If you want to know how the week is going, I just took a pillowcase out of the dryer, put it over my head thinking it was a t-shirt to wear to bed, spent 15 seconds inside it searching for the neckhole, and then mumbled "what is this, pants?"
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    my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:
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    When you see the wife spray some perfume before bed @dad.wilder
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    *Sits down on the couch* Wife: Hey babe, could you come here? H

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